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My Career as a Professional Hermit
"Work from home. Make big bucks in your pajamas." - typical work-from-home ad.
Quick. What do writers, stay-at-home parents and online marketing geeks have in common? I mean, besides insanity? They are all hermits.
The typical writer locks himself up for years brooding in a dark room, surfacing only long enough to find out who this year's American Idol is. This solitary brooding is supposed to help him develop a keen sense of the human condition.
Stay-at-home parents are prisoners in their own castles, as each child has a different toilet schedule. And a different nap schedule. And a different tantrum schedule. By the time they are all buttoned up in their snowsuits and hopefully not needing the bathroom in the next fifteen minutes, the stores are all closed.
Online marketing geeks sit down to their computer screens in the morning. When they look up, they wonder how it got so dark. The next time they look up, they wonder how it got so light again.
What a sad bunch. What a sorry lot. Who would take on such careers?
I'm a writer. I'm a Stay-at-home Dad. I'm an online marketing geek. I'm ... Super Hermit!
"Why? Don't you like my pajamas anymore?"
"You have to go out."
"What?! Why would I do something so radical?"
"It's Tuesday. You have a big outing."
"Tuesday? Tuesday? What's Tuesday?"
In the country, three minutes to the road and back with the bags, then again with the recycling, qualifies as a big outing for a professional hermit. In fact, that's more time than most couples spend each week being a couple.
If this sounds like just the kind of self-inflicted bliss you've been itching for, there are a few things you should know before making the big career switch.
A dedicated hermit often skips a shower. Sometimes, the hermit gets away with it. To help the hermit remember when shower day arrives, there is a simple four-part clinical procedure:
Here are a few more tips for shower-challenged hermits everywhere:
"Hey David. How have you been? It's Al."
"Al? Al who?"
"It's Al. Your friend."
"I have a friend?"
If working in your pajamas appeals to you, perhaps to avoid being the next victim of the "What Not to Wear at Work" TV crew, a career as a professional hermit is your ideal gig. Pick up a pen and paper, get yourself a second-hand computer, or borrow some kids.
If you barricade yourself in your house long enough, you can enjoy your very own life of abnormal isolation and solitude. And everyone will know just what to buy you for Christmas - pajamas.
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